talking to myself this morning: "wow, i guess my stomach is slimming down because these underwear are pretty loose in the front now." (insert pat on back for drinking obviously effective chinese herb slimming tea)
talking to myself an hour later, while using the restroom at work: "dumbass, you put your underwear on backward today."
guess this wouldn't happen if i wore a thong, eh? so much for progress on day three.
angel
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HAHAHAHAHA! That's hilarious, Angel!
ReplyDeletenow see if you were REALLY a dumbass you wouldn't have noticed
ReplyDeletesee how smart you are that you recognized it!